Todd Akin(R) Likens Claire McCaskill(D) to a Dog

Todd Akin(R) was not my first choice for senator, but Claire Bear(D) is darn sure the worst choice.

Why? The impression of Claire Bear’s face on Obama’s backside says it all.

That being said, I’ve never understood this expectation that the political class be gems of brilliant humanity – or morality. Just as those who can’t... - teach; those who can’t manage... - legislate. A few generations ago, Will Rogers made a career illustrating such debacles.

For example: being a drunken, profligate, fornicating sot turned Ted Kennedy’s(D) name into a verb, yet he was the darling of limousine liberals everywhere as the poster boy for the liberal cause, and was rewarded with 35 years of re-election to the Senate.

As such, I can’t get too excited about some Missouri wooden-head who dribbles nuggets of excrement too stupid for words that the press throws back in his face. But excrement too stupid for words won’t raise my taxes or advance the nanny state. Claire Bear(D) has, and will.

Todd Akin(R) may plain speak like Harry Truman and ruffle feathers, but he's a small government, hardcore conservative and he has my vote.

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